Looking for jokes with "Where do" and "When do"

I teach English in Japan, and my next lesson is "Where/when do". For instance, "Where do you play tennis?"

I'm looking for some clean jokes that start with either of these phrases.
So far, the only one I have is
"Where do cows go on the weekends?"
"The mooooovies."

Any help is appreciated!

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