Looking for a call girl

President Clinton was looking for a call girl and he found three such ladies
in a local bar: a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette.
To the blonde he said "I am the President of the United States of America. How
much will it cost me to spend some time with you?"
The blonde replied, "For you, Mr. President, it will cost $500."
To the Redhead he asked the same question. She replied "I will spend all the
time you want for $1,000."
When he approached the brunette he asked the same question and she said, "If
you can raise my skirt as high as you've raised my taxes, and can get your pants
as low as my wages, and get that thing of yours as hard as times are now, and
screw me as well as you do the public, believe me, it won't cost you a damn
thing!"