[Long] So a man is in a hospital waiting room...

He's looking around and he notices a very attractive lady in a wheelchair. She's immobile so he can only guess she has some form of paralysis. Undeterred, he gets up and moves closer to her in order to strike up a conversation.

"Hello, how are you? My name's John." The woman blinked and replied,

"And my name is Alice. As you can probably tell, I can't move much. I'm a quadrapelgic."

The man, not thinking any less of her because of her condition, continued conversing with her and found out that they had quite a bit in common and that they had amazing chemistry. The man was extremely shy however, and though he was very attracted to her and wanted to ask her on a date, he couldn't bring himself to. So he just stuck to dropping many subtle, and a few obvious hints.

The woman was very much into the man also, and easily picked up on the hints he was dropping. After a while, she began to wonder if the man would ever work up the courage to say how he truly felt rather than keep dropping hints. Very curious and slightly impatient, she finally asked him.

"Do you find me attractive? Am I interesting and beautiful to you?" The man stammered for a few moments and then cleared his throat.

"Yes, yes I do."

Smiling, the woman asked, "Why didn't you say so earlier instead of dropping all those hints?" Embarassed, the man simply replied:

"I was waiting for you to make the first move."


Edit: name