The 7 friends and Markus haven't seen each other for a few weeks and they were in a good mood to bang some girls. Lorde has a gig in the coolest club in town and the squad decided to go to the club after a short pre-drinking. The pre-drinking took place at Al Bundys home and they had profound discussions. Vegeta to King Joeffrey "man do you ever fucked a girl in the other hole?" "NO of course not!" responds Joeffrey, "i don't want to get her pregnant!" After short pre-drinking they start their journey.
All except Al Bundy. Al was a little bit to drunk for partying. He was standing in the bathroom and told the showerhead to stop crying.
The others were on their way. All completely drunk. Frodo saw a tree and climb on it "fellers!! that's the biggest broccoli i've ever seen!!" The others laughed. BUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!!! a porsche has crashed into the tree.
The driver was screaming "my porsche! my porsche! my porsche!" Broseidon rushes him to help! "Hey bro forget your porsche, you've lost your arm!!"
The porsche driver responds "my rolex! my rolex! my rolex!"
"Don't worry dude I'll take care of it!" says Joeffrey! Proud he looks at his new watch! Moments later the paramedics arrived and so the journey of the 6 friends and Markus continues.
"THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!" Cristiano Ronaldo shouted. They've reached the coolest club in town! >>>SPARTA
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