John, Bill and Ted walk in the forest. Suddenly, a witch appears. The witch says: "Humans, you will die, unless all 3 of your penises length combines to one and a half meters!" Bill concerned asks: "Exactly one and a half meters?!" "Yes, no more, no less!" the witch replies. "Hmm... I suppose I'll start" said John, taking down his pants, everyone surprised, his penis is 1 meter long! Bill proceeds to take down his pants, his penis is 49 centimeters long! The two friends are afraid for their lives, as Ted announces: "Don't you worry, friends, it is me, Ted, you're talking about!" Rapidly taking down his pants seeing his penis length is only one centimeter! The witch is incredibly angry shouting and screaming "WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS PENIS IS ONE CENTIMETER LONG!?!" letting the travelers move on with their journey as she vanishes into the woods. Now the three friends may continue their trip through the woods for a few seconds until Ted whispers them "Haha aren't we lucky I had an erection, right?"
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