There where 2 builders placing cement blocks to build a house. They where like 5 m above ground on a scaffolding and a cement block slipped from the hands of a builder, " falling rocks" shouted the builder and a well suited man looked up and dodged the block, the builder went down to check on the well suited man and apologised but the man instead gave him $20 as a reward for saving his life. When he climbed back the other builder ( who had a speech impedement ) told him " I I should tttry it so i can get mmoney" in the mean time another well suited man was going to pass under the scaffolding and the builder with the impedement threw the cement block and shouted " ffffuck he's dead".
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