I had to go see a psychiatrist yesterday, the whole fact I can't make friends or develop long-standing relationships was completely destroying any shred of confidence I had left.
He greeted me warmly and asked me to take a seat...
"Well sir, what's your concern and how should we proceed to attaining a solution?"
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"well doc...this is kinda difficult for me, but for the past while I just really cant keep friends or deal with people in social situations - I feel like I'm constantly being shunned..."
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"How long have you felt like this?"
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"oh, I dunno...
I suppose about three or four years you fat, ugly, bald bastard...."
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