Logician meets redneck

A redneck walks up to a check-out line at Walmart and waits in line behind a man dressed in scholarly robes.

Redneck : well hey mister what're you all dressed up for ?

Scholarly robed man: I am a logician and I am on my way to teach a class at local university.

Redneck: what the hell is a logician?

Scholarly robed man : let me give you an example - Do you own a lawnmower?

Redneck: yes

Scholarly robed man: because you own a lawnmower, I deduce that you have a lawn. Because you have a lawn, I deduce that you live in a house. Because you live in a house, I deduce that you have children. And because you have children, I deduce that you are a heterosexual man.

Redneck: that's interesting. Well, see ya!


Upon arriving at his house, redneck is greeted by his neighbor.

Neighbor: what'd you do today?

Redneck: I met me a logician.

Neighbor: what's that?

Redneck: well, lemme give ya an example, do ya own a lawnmower?

Neighbor: n-

Redneck: faggot!