Logic

Two friends were sitting in a bar one night and one said to the other, "You know I'm tired of being stupid. I think I'm going to go to college." The other man just laughs at him in disbelief.


The next morning the guy goes to the local community college and tells them he wants to start. The person at the desk says, "Okay well let's get you signed up. I'm going to have you take Math 101, English 101, History, and logic." The man is confused. "What's logic?" He asks.


So the guy at the front desk says, "Here, let me show you an example. Do you have a weedeater?" The man says yes he does. "Okay, well since you have a weedeater, you must have things in your yard to weedeat around, like kid's toys, playground, etc right?" The man agrees again. "Alright well since you have kids toys and a playground you must have children, am I correct?" He is correct. The man agrees. "Alright well finally, since you have kids you must be heterosexual and probably have a wife, right?"


The man is amazed. "You're right! That's amazing!" The guy at the front desk says, "Well sir, that's logic." The guys leaves and goes back to the bar to meet his friend.

He tells his friend that he did in fact go sign up for college. His friend asks what classes he's taking and the man tells him, "Well they signed me up for Math, English, History, and logic." His friend is confused about the last one. "What's logic?" He asks.


"Here let me show you an example." He turns to his friend and asks, "You have a weedeater right?"

His friend looks at him kind of strange and says "No, I don't have a weedeater."


The man looks at his friend and says, "Well then you must be a queer."