Two guys were sitting around talking about stuff, when one of them brings up the subject of logic. "Logic is pretty cool," he says. "I bet I can find out a lot about you by using logic."
"You're on!" says the other guy.
Guy 1 - Ok, do you own a lawnmower?
Guy 2 - Yeah.
Guy 1 - Then I assume you have a lawn?
Guy 2 - Yup.
Guy 1 - Which means you most likely have a house?
Guy 2 - Yeah.
Guy 1 - And so you probably have a wife, maybe kids?
Guy 2 - Yes, I do.
Guy 1 - Which means that you aren't gay, right?
Guy 2 - Now wait just a minute...
Guy 1 - Relax, I said you *aren't* gay, since you have a family, right?
That's how logic works, I basically took the fact that you own a lawnmower, and found out that you aren't gay!
Guy 2 - Ohhh, I get it! Let me try on this guy... Hey, man, do you own a lawnmower?
Guy 3 - No...
Guy 2 - Ya fucking faggot!
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