Living healthy is not important
My grandfather was a big drinker, and drank at least half a bottle of vodka a day. He also smoked a pack a day. He died at the age of 90.
His brother never drank, never touched a sigarette, and didn't have a single day where he didn't live healthy. He died when he was 3 months old.
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