His parents tried everything they could to help him improve. Flash cards, tutors, books, nothing seemed to work. Finally, after getting some advice from the counselor, they decided to send him to a Catholic school.
Little Zachary didn't seem to mind. So the next week, he started going to the new Catholic school.
When he got home after the first day, he immediately went up to his room and started studying furiously. Papers were strewn about all over the room, and his parents could only look on in fascination.
After a few weeks, Little Zachary came home and handed a paper to his parents. It was a math quiz, with a big red 'A' on it. His parents were ecstatic!
After dinner, Little Zachary sat down to talk with his parents. They wanted to know what made him change so much.
"Zachary, you've got to tell us. What made you improve so much. Was it the teachers?", asked his mother.
"Nope", said Little Zachary.
"Was it the nuns?" asked his father.
"Nope." replied Little Zachary.
"Was it the uniforms? The discipline? The other students? What was it?!?!" said his mother, practically going mad.
"Well, the first day I went there, I saw statue of a guy nailed to a huge plus sign, so I knew they weren't messing around."
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