Little Timmy is at a party when he yells at the top of his voice "**MOMMY I NEED TO GO POOP!**" Reluctantly, his mom takes him to the bathroom to help him poop. When he is finished, she tells Timmy "Next time, quietly say 'I need to whisper' to me." Later that night, Little Timmy walks over to his parents' room and says "Mommy I need to whisper." His mom, tired from the party says "Go whisper in daddy's ear."
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