Little Suzy was driving her mom crazy one day so mom sent her next door to watch as a new house was being built. Suzy stayed until mom called her home.
"Well did you learn anything new today Suzy?" mom asked.
"I sure did. I learned that when that damn board don't fit you grab the plane & shave a cunt hair off here & there to make that cocksucker fit."
"My my, wait until your dad hears this," mom said.
When dad gets home mom tells him what Suzy said.
Dad says, "Suzy go outside a get me a switch."
Suzy replies, "Fuck you. That is the electrician's job."
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