She asks her mom and mom says, "Babies come from a man and a woman."
Suzie says, "I know that, but how?"
Mom says, "Well, when a man and a woman fall in love, they lay down together and make a baby."
Suzie is still unsatisfied, "Yeah, but HOW is the baby made?"
Mom finally gives in and replies, "Okay, the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina and that's how babies are made. Alright?"
Suzie looks like she is thinking for a moment then replies, "Okay I think I get it. But what were you doing last night when I walked past your room and saw Daddy's penis was in your mouth?"
Mom says, "Oh, that gets you jewelry honey."
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