Susie, after her grandfather's funeral, goes to comfort her grandmother. "Grandma," she asks," do you miss grandpa?
"Oh I miss him very much, but I know he's in a better place, and that he died doing something he loved very much." Grandma replies, wiping away a tear.
"What was he doing?" Susie wonders out loud.
Grandma being rather old replies proudly "Well each Sunday we'd spend the afternoon making sweet love to the sound of the Church bells ringing. We'd get a good rhythm going, nothing too strenous, Ding! It'd go in. Dong! It'd go out. We were always intimate despite our old age."
Susie, mouth agape, but trying to be polite say's "Well Grandma, that's a kind of gross..."
"Well yes, perhaps it is, but I can't help but think that your Grandfather would still be alive if it weren't for that damn ice cream truck."
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