Little Piano Player

A man walks into a bar. He looks at the counter and see a tiny man, no more than a foot tall, playing a piano just as small. So the man walks up to the bartender and asks him about the tiny piano player.

The bartender say "I got him from the genie in the mens bathroom"

So the man goes into the bathroom and see a woman inside talking to the genie

"I wish for world peace" she said

Then suddenly the room is flooded with geese. The man walks out of the bathroom and goes back to the bartender.

"I think your genie is a little hard of hearing" he says

"Yeah I know" the bartender replies "Do you really think I would wish for a 12 inch pianist"