Little Mary came home from Little Johnny's house and called out:
"Hey, Mom, guess what! Johnny has a penis like a peanut!"
Her mother was understandably confused for a second,then queried: "What, you mean it's shaped like a peanut?"
"No, silly, I mean it tastes salty!”
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