One day walked in on his parents having sex. He ask his dad what is he doing with his mom. His dad said "we're playing cards your mom my wild card." Little Johnny left to his room
The next day little Johnny walked in on his dad masterbating. Little Johnny ask where your wild card. His dad said, "you don't need a wild card when you have a good hand."
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