Little Jimmy's Birthday

It was little Jimmy's birthday. And for his birthday present, his mother got him a cowboy costume, complete with a hat, vest, belt with gun holsters, and two fake revolvers. His aunt gave him 5 dollars to go down the street to the ice cream store and get some ice cream.

At the ice cream store counter, the female employee says "Hey there cowboy! What would you like??"

Little Jimmy quick draws his pistols at the employee and says "I'll have an ice cream sundae." Then he slowly holsters his pistols.

The employee replies "OK, would you like vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry ice cream?"

Little Jimmy quick draws his pistols at the employee and says "I'll have all three." Then he slowly holsters his pistols.

The employee scoops up the ice cream and puts it in a bowl. She turns back to Little Jimmy and asks "What topping would you like? We have chocolate syrup, caramel, or nuts."

Little Jimmy quick draws his pistols at the employee and says "I'll have all three." Then he slowly holsters his pistols.

The employee turns starts pouring on the toppings, turns back to Little Jimmy and asks "Would you like your nuts crushed?"

Little Jimmy quick draws "Would you like your tits blown off?"