If someone leads but no one follows... are they just out for a walk?
Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Why is it that normal people are the ones you don't know?
Why is it that when our kids are naughty we ask "Do you want a spanking?" What are they going to say, "Yes please, may I have two?"...
Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts but have to put in your two cents worth?
May I refuse to inherit the earth?
Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?
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