So you think your life is bad?
Just think how the life of an egg is.
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft.
You have to share a box with 11 other guys.
And the only chick who ever sat on your face was...your mother!!
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