A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out one night at dinner. The father asks the son what he did that afternoon. The son said, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son. "Ok, ok, I went to a friend's house and watched movies." What movies did you watch, asks the father. "Toy story" replies the son. The robot slaps the son. "Ok we watched porn." What? Says the father, I didn't even know what porn was at your age. The robot slaps the father. The mother laughs and said, "well he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.
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