A Dad buys a lie-detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, what were you doing at school today?
Son: Learning.
The robot slaps the son
Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates.
Dad: Which one?
Son: Kung Fu Panda.
The robot slaps the son again
Son: Okay! It was a Porno.
Dad: WHAT!?! When I was your age, I didn't even know about porn was!
The robot slaps the dad
Mom: Hahahaha! After all he's your son.
The robot slaps the mom...
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