Letter to Send to People Who Won't Hire You


[Date Today]


Dear [Interviewer's Name]:


Thank you for your letter of April 17. After careful
consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept
your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I
have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large
number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising
field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all
refusals.


Despite Acme Inc.'s outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection
does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will
initiate employment with your firm immediately following
graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.


Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.


Sincerely,


[Your Name]

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