A mother was talking to her football player son
-My son, my friend will bring her daughter to visit our family this afternoon and you can see her. Remember to stay home.
The young man was unwilling:
-Aw, mom, this afternoon I have to go to play football. So how can I stay home?
- No one will die if you beg for a little time off.
-I just can't, mom.This afternoon's match is very important. I have to attend it at any cost.
-Ah! So, you'll stay home and I'll tell your dad to go to replace you. Is that OK?
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