A guy is sitting at a bar having a few drinks notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of the bar order a drink.
The guy calls the bartender over and says "whatever she is is drinking give her another one and tell her it is on me."
The bartender replies "I don't think you want to do that."
"What do you mean?" yells the guy, "Send her the drink!"
"Okay" the bartender replies, "but I don't think it is a good idea."
"And why not?" asks the guy.
The bartender leans over the guy and very softly says "because she's a **lesbian**."
"I don't care, send her the drink." says the guy.
So after the lady gets her drink the polish guy very casually strolls down to the other end of the bar and sits down next to her and says,
"**So, what part of Lesbia are you from?**"
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