Vladimir Lenin (father of Russian Revolution) is walking down the street. A guy comes up to him:
- Excuse me, are you Lennon?
- No, I am Lenin
- So, you are Lennon?
- No, i am LENIN
- Lennon?
- FINE. (Sings) ... Yesterday ....
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