An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland."
The artist is confused; "Lenin never went to Poland" he claims. The commissioner doesnt care about the facts however, and just wants the painting.
When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests; the painting depicts Nadezhda Krupskaya (Lenin's wife) naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
One guest asks, "But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" To which the painter replies, "Lenin is in Poland."
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