Leaving now

Roger goes into a barber shop, sits down in the chair and has his hair cut.


When the barber finishes, Roger gets up, but as he�s pulling out his wallet, the barber goes to take a leak in the corner of the room, then zips up and walks back over.


Handing the barber a $20 bill, Roger says, �It�s none of my business, but why did you just urinate in the corner of your own shop?�


The barber says, �My lease runs out in a week. What do I care?�


The barber goes to the register to get Roger his change. When he comes back, he finds Roger squatting in the corner, dropping a deuce.


�What the hell are you doing?� the barber yells.


�Hey,� Roger says, �I�m leaving now.�


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo