Two seniors on a bench feeding ducks.
"I'm going to start Latin lessons next Monday" one says.
"What? You're 83 years old. What do you wanna learn Latin for?"
"Well, you know. I'm gonna die one day and if I am in heaven with all the saints and popes, you know. I think Latin would come in handy"
"You've got a point there. But what if you end up in hell?"
"Oh, no problem, I already speak Dutch"
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