* A lawyer is meeting with his client after a negotiation fell through. The lawyer says "so I've got some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
* The client says "I guess good news first."
* The lawyer responded "the negotiations fell through and we need to go to trial. This'll probably take years and cost you thousands in attorney's fees."
* "So wait, what's the good news."
* "Wait, did I say there was bad news?"
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