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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.

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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug. She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer. Bitch...

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