Lad who i have started seeing thought he was funny this morning with this one...Yesterday, I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book.
Lad who i have started seeing thought he was funny this morning with this one...Yesterday, I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book.
Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.
You might also enjoy
A painting was...
It cried out "I've been framed! Don't hang me!"
A blind man walks...
"2 please"
Husband (right...
Husband: Gotcha!
My brother kept...
He was arrested for being drunk and disorderly.
A priest, a rabbi...
..and the barman says, "What is this, some kinda joke?"
A DJ releases a...
and then he starts to leave.
"Wait, what about the three wishes?" asks the...
A man rushes into...
The shrink looks at his appointment schedule and says "I'm sorry, I can't see...
How do you keep a...
The worst moment...
"Mum, the TV remote needs new batteries. Where can I find some?"
"Check the...
One of my friends...
and asked "You're Portuguese, right?" He said "No, I'm Portugoose. There's...
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.