A son burn!
Son: I'm thirsty
Dad: hi thirsty, I'm friday
Son: ugh, at least I have mom's genes.
Dad: She was looking for jeans earlier today
Son: you're wearing mom jeans right now, which gives you two reasons to feel embarrassed, Mr. Unemployed
Dad: *whimper*
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