She got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not get back on the swing?
She also lost her legs.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
I don't know, she couldn't open it.
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