A group walks into a bar. They walk up to a door at the back of the bar.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
It's Donald Trump, Jesus, and a penis.
Trump says "We're planning to make America great again by clearing out the Mexicans, Muslims, and Feminists."
Jesus says "My Father knows all and sees all and he told me you sell illegal weapons out of this room. We want to buy some."
The penis says "We need something really really big and impressive. Uh, for no reason."
The man in the room says "Well, I can set you up with a classic 9mm pistol."
The penis says "No, that's uh, too small."
The man says "I can set you up with an AK-47."
Jesus says "No thanks, that's sort of the opposite image we're going for."
The man says "Well, I do have a belt-fed 50 caliber SAW emplacement machine gun. It'll blow a man in half or chew through a brick wall and it shoots 100 rounds per minute."
Trump says "GREAT! Now THAT'S American! How much?"
The man says "You can have it for $8,000, but the bullets are $3 each."
Trump says "WHOA, we can't afford that kind of overhead. Jesus, can you get the Mexicans to pay for it? They seem to like you."
Jesus says "Well, they don't really have much to spare since your factories only pay them sixty-nine cents an hour."
The penis says "Heh, sixty-nine."
Trump says "Alright buddy, we need something that can take out a Mosque, or a Taco Bell, or a Lane Bryant - but we can't be spending money on ammunition."
The man in the room thinks for a minute, and then says "You know what? I DO have something and it's perfect for your group-"
"A flair gun!"
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