my throwaway jokes for ya

what did the 2 drums say after they saw the symbol kill someone? nothing, and it better stay that way or else, buh-dum-shhhhhhhhhhh

what does a pterodactyl wear for breast support? ABRRAAAAAAAAW

when was civil rights sexy? when MLK had a wet dream

-Knock knock
+who's there?
-......the door
+the door who?
-ive become self aware, have no purpose, kill me.

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