What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
-A rash of good luck.
Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?
- He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
-Regular rocks are too heavy.
How did the Irish Jig get started?
-Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
- A bachelor.
"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."
"Oh, really?"
"No, O'Reilly!"
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
- Because they're always a little short.
Why don't you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
-Because you don’t want to press your luck.
I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home...That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
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