If you know this one than we are probably friends.

* Man 1: Knock Knock.
* Man 2: Who’s there?
* Man 1: KGB.
* Man 2: KGB wh- *get’s slapped*
* Man 1: WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!

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