Amazon should hire DMX as it's spokesperson for Prime.

PRIME GON GET IT TO YA. FUCK WAITIN FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YA OWN, PRIME GON DELIVER TO YA. KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR, ITS HERE. WITH THE NON STOP PRODUCTS, 2 DAYS, NO FEAR. GO HARD, BUYIN MOVIES WIT IT CAUSE I GOT SUCH A GOOD CART THAT ILL MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER WONDER WHEN HE GET IT.


[not sure if this belongs should be in r/jokes but i wasn't sure where else to post this]

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