A somewhat dark and nonsensical Knock Knock, as told by my 4 year old nephew

N: Knock knock.

M: Who's there?

N: Buzz Lightyear.

M: Buzz Lightyear who?

N: Buzz Lightyear **helmet fire!**

*Cue maniacal laughter*

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