**JOKE 1**
Why did the Marxist's toilet overflow with blood?
It's the violence inherent in the cistern.
**JOKE 2**
Why did the Marxist get bullied at home?
It's the violence inherent in their sibling.
**JOKE 3**
Why did the Marxist protest against the release of Mortal Kombat?
It's the violence inherent in the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.
**JOKE 4**
Why did the Marxist cross the road?
To get to a socialist worker's paradise bereft of the violence inherent in the system.
**JOKE 5**
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Violence.
Violence who?
It's the violence inherent in the system.
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