- Is Phil's twin big?
- No she's Lil
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- Knock, knock
- Who's there?
- Tommy
- Tommy who?
- Tommy the truth-why's this door locked?
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- What is big and scary and lives in the toaster?
- A Reptart
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- Why should Chuckie play basketball someday?
- He's already a great dribbler
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- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Kanger
- Kanger who?
- No, but I do have a pocket.
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