Knock Knock 91


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ichabod!
Ichabod?
Ichabod night out, can I borrow an umbrella!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Idaho, not Ida-who, can't you say it!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho'd the whole garden but I was tired!

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