Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hominy!
Hominy who?
Hominy times are we going to go through this!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Honda!
Honda who?
Honda the spreading chesnut tree...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hope!
Hope who?
Hope you'll have me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Horatio!
Horatio who?
Horatio to the end of the street
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!
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