A guy scores and brings her back to his place.
He drops his trousers revealing his horribly deformed knees.
"OMG what happened your knees she asked"
I got a rare condition called kneasles when I was young, he said.
Then he took off his socks revealing horribly deformed toes.
Jesus H, what happened your toes?
I got a rare disease called toelio when I was young, he said.
Finally, he dropped his shorts: Don't tell me, she said, smallcox!
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