Kittens


A little boy was walking down the street pulling a wagon with a new litter of kittens in it.


Bill Clinton approached him and said "What cute little kittens you have there, young man. What kind are they?"


The little boy said, "They're Democrats." Bill Clinton said, Oh, how nice and moved on.


A week are so later, the little boy is again pulling the kittens down the street.


Bill Clinton and George Bush are walking together and approach the little boy.


George Bush said, "Those are some cute kittens. What kind are they?" The little boy said, "They're Republicans."


Bill Clinton said, "Now, wait just a minute! Last time I saw you with those same kittens, you told me they were Democrats."


The little boy smiled and replied, "Yes Sir, but they have their eyes open now."

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