One day a king askes 3 servants to find him the greatest ping-pong balls in the world so they go out to search the world
So 5 years later a servant comes back with some fancy ping-pong balls and was made a ruler of many things.
10 years later another servant comes home with platinum and diamond ping-pong balls and was made a ruler of many things.
25 years later the last servant comes back with a giant sack and the king askes"What on earth is that!? I wanted ping-pong balls!!" and the servant says"Sorry I thought you said King-Kongs balls."
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