King Arthur is heading off to war, but he’s a bit worried about Guinevere alone in the castle with some rowdy knights. So he goes to Merlin who shows him a chastity belt. The problem is it has a large hole in the most important spot. “This won’t work,” he says. Just then Merlin takes a stick and inserts it through the hole. Whap! A blade comes down and cuts the stick in half. “Perfect,” he says. After the King returns he lines up all the knights and makes them drop their britches. Everyone is missing their most important part…except for Lancelot! Arthur is so proud he asks Lancelot where he got the restraint, to which Lancelot replies, “I dubbo vat heppn bit dis bwade come down and I wah bweeding all over….”
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